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Q: What does “Bones” McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: “Space. The final frontier……”

Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded dash.

Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens?
A. They couldn’t find their eraser.

Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

Q: What’s the difference between blondes and McDonald’s?
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A. To avoid the draft.

Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.

Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
A. She wanted to go on a round trip.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q. How does a blonde high-5?
A. She smacks herself in the forehead.

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