Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air pockets.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: How can you tell who a blonde’s boyfriend is?
A: He’s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What’s the definition of eternity?
A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A. A vacant possession.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.